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		<title>A virus walks into a bar&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Piotrek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t usually post videos, and I don&#8217;t usually post in English, but this video is so hilarious I&#8217;m being room-temperature superconductor XD Enjoy! The whole show of Brian Malow with more science humor can be found here on fora.tv;;;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t usually post videos, and I don&#8217;t usually post in English, but this video is so hilarious I&#8217;m being room-temperature superconductor XD Enjoy!</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">The whole show of Brian Malow with more science humor can be found <a title="Brian Malow Science Humor" href="http://fora.tv/2009/11/08/Science_Laughs_Science_Comedian_Brian_Malow#fullprogram">here on fora.tv;;;</a></p>
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		<title>Boom De Ah Dah!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:21:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Piotrek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dobre rzeczy warto reklamować]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Dobre rzeczy warto reklamować <img src='http://www.piotrstepniak.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Uśmiałem się&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Piotrek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dowcipy o blondynkach, jak i każde inne, są lepsze i gorsze, ale ten jest całkiem udany&#8230; (strona po angielsku)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dowcipy o blondynkach, jak i każde inne, są lepsze i gorsze, ale <a title="Best blond joke" href="http://bgeiger.net/weblog/archives/2005/11/12/best-blonde-joke-ever/" target="_blank">ten</a> jest całkiem udany&#8230; <img src='http://www.piotrstepniak.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  (strona po angielsku)</p>
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		<title>Piosenka transformacyjna</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 02:58:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Piotrek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Przedstawiam teledysk Biotech Nation feat. Notorious G.F.P. z piosenką Transformation Znalazłem ich przypadkiem na Youtube. Spisałem tekst ze słuchu (stąd niedociągnięcia &#8211; bedę wdzięczny za poprawki&#8230;). Ta piosenka kopie tyłki! Biotech Nation feat. Notorious G.F.P. Transformation CD: Life After Malindrome Biology 12 Productionz 2006 Tekst: Yo! This is for my boy. He was living the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Przedstawiam teledysk <strong>Biotech Nation feat. Notorious G.F.P.</strong> z piosenką <a class="inline" href="#Transformation"><strong>Transformation</strong></a></p>
<p>Znalazłem ich przypadkiem na Youtube. Spisałem tekst ze słuchu (stąd niedociągnięcia &#8211; bedę wdzięczny za poprawki&#8230;). Ta piosenka kopie tyłki! <img src='http://www.piotrstepniak.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><strong><a name="Transformation">Biotech Nation feat. Notorious G.F.P.</a></strong></p>
<p><strong><a name="Transformation">Transformation</a></strong></p>
<p><strong><a name="Transformation"> CD: Life After Malindrome</a></strong></p>
<p><strong><a name="Transformation">Biology 12 Productionz</a></strong></p>
<p><strong><a name="Transformation">2006</a><br />
</strong></p>
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<h3>Tekst:</h3>
<blockquote><p>Yo! This is for my boy.</p>
<p>He was living the hip-hop dream</p>
<p>but then he got shot 9 times in the face</p>
<p>with a gene gun.</p>
<p>Yo, Jamal Mallindrome, this is for you.</p>
<p>Ya!</p>
<p>Check it, check it!</p>
<p>Wanna take, wanna take.</p>
<p>A town, A town&#8230;</p>
<p>Say what?</p>
<p>[Chorus]</p>
<p>Transforming DNA is a process not too hard,</p>
<p>DNA can always be changed it happens every day.</p>
<p>Transforming DNA is a process not too hard,</p>
<p>DNA will make my day in every single way.</p>
<p>1, 2, 3 Biotechnology,</p>
<p>I got me, A. Tam, Jack Wang, Jimmy Wee.</p>
<p>We open Mrs. Gauchie&#8217;s class, popping the pill.</p>
<p>Before I was sick but now I&#8217;m just playing ill.</p>
<p>Yo!</p>
<p>Yo, it was O5 when I was last time on this game,</p>
<p>Now it&#8217;s O6 and I&#8217;m trying to make myself a name.</p>
<p>And my cell membrane is almost aching flu.</p>
<p>Now this is the point where the trouble starts flowing.</p>
<p>So I put it on ice like a ([crylls] on my teeth).</p>
<p>It gets rigid and hot like the life on the streets. [True that!]</p>
<p>Plasmid got no rhythm, he ain&#8217;t got no flow,</p>
<p>Can&#8217;t get into the cell unless you open the door.</p>
<p>So just to let you know that I got my mind on the cheddar,</p>
<p>I got to increase competence, the cheaper the better.</p>
<p>[Chorus]</p>
<p>Got to use the heat shock to help with the flow,</p>
<p>You ain&#8217;t got any heat, you ain&#8217;t got any show.</p>
<p>The draft created by the 42 degrees</p>
<p>makes the DNA flow through the membrane with ease.</p>
<p>The punishment you dealt should have been a crime,</p>
<p>Cut the slang fool with some recovery time,</p>
<p>Take your cells and dunk it in some LB,</p>
<p>And shout it too: &#8222;Yo, man! ([Reabortony]).&#8221;</p>
<p>Take me with you, so we can combine,</p>
<p>[Check it, check it!]</p>
<p>Take me with you, it&#8217;s so hard I cry.</p>
<p>[It's so hard, you know]</p>
<p>Take me with you, I will make you mine,</p>
<p>As I&#8217;m always looking out for the signs of you waiting for the time to combine.</p>
<p>[Chorus]</p>
<p>Check it!</p>
<p>So may be your transformation</p>
<p>([inficiency] [liketicicy]) in this in the street</p>
<p>where every player needs to copy me,</p>
<p>copy self bro, &#8217;cause you know, unique go</p>
<p>when you transform PEG-O plasmids, yo!</p>
<p>PEG-O transformation requires proper preparation,</p>
<p>with CaCO2 SS standard concentrations.</p>
<p>To make competent cell creation that vibrant state of decorations</p>
<p>for this population and the Biology Nation.</p>
<p>And we all know like in life creates this light</p>
<p>so CaCO2 just spits straight out on to the mic.</p>
<p>It takes an negative cell membrane and neutralizes charges,</p>
<p>For a start is this hard though cousin chlorine help us.</p>
<p>Take me with you so we can combine,</p>
<p>Take me with you, it&#8217;s so hard I cry.</p>
<p>Take me with you, I will make you mine,</p>
<p>As I&#8217;m always looking out for the signs of you waiting for the time to combine.</p>
<p>[Chorus]</p>
<p>Aha!</p>
<p>Yo! I just do it like oh-oh,</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll be the kid with the laminar flow,</p>
<p>I just go: &#8222;Hey cell, it&#8217;s you birthday, let&#8217;s party like it&#8217;s you birthday.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re gonna inject DNA, &#8217;cause it&#8217;s your birthday.</p>
<p>So every single day we transform DNA.&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m packing 2 fitty micros into my Gillson,</p>
<p>oh, my baby mamma&#8217;s calling but I know he ain&#8217;t my real son.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m a OG player, don&#8217;t mean a Saint Cruz,</p>
<p>but only took one shot in her eppendorf tube. [Whoo!]</p>
<p>The chance were opportunity a facilling immunity.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s like living in peace with rumour gangs in my community.</p>
<p>Yo! I just want to see some peace in biology.</p>
<p>All I see is rumour bacteria, honestly</p>
<p>you can&#8217;t hold me down.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s my dream, all I want is some peace.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ll see that world one day,</p>
<p>we&#8217;ll give it a twirl</p>
<p>so that we be free [be free, we be free, we be free...].</p></blockquote>
<p>Jak chcecie im pogratulować, to najlepiej na <a class="inline" href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=cFeNlM1gJoo" target="_blank">Youtube</a> w komentarzach pod clipem <img src='http://www.piotrstepniak.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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